Are you a powerless nobody, struggling to survive in a world overrun by Superheroes?
Do you want to help the Villain Council achieve global domination?
Have you been recently fired?
Do you have no other options?
Do you owe that mean guy with the baseball bat more Gs than you have breakable bones in your body?
If the answer to any of these questions is YES... today is your lucky day!
Our inclusive, equal-opportunities hiring scheme is simple. We hire anyone. Yes, anyone!
So why not head down to your nearest training centre, fill out an application form, and embark on an exciting, unique new career path?
Full-body costumes and masks included, free of charge!
You enter into HENCH's employment at your own risk. By submitting your application, you agree that you will not hold HENCH responsible for any incidences of injury, deformity, disability, emotional trauma or death within or outside of your working hours.